December 12, 2026 | 7:00 AM Start | Canoga Park, CA | In-Person & Virtual Options

Say what again? Join us for a Tarantino-inspired race experience that brings cult-classic energy to the streets of Canoga Park. Whether you're running for redemption, milkshakes, or the Gold Watch, this is your chance to bring your cinematic swagger to the start line.

Run solo, with your Wolfpack, or in costume (highly encouraged). Each registration includes a themed race bib, medal, and downloadable finisher photos.

• The Ezekiel 5K 🏃‍♂️ For those who walk the righteous path… but still want brunch after.
• Jack Rabbit Slim’s 10K 🕺You’ll be dancing like Uma by mile 4.
• The Quarter Pounder 13.1 🍔 You earned that $5 milkshake.
• The Gold Watch Multiverse Challenge (Virtual) ⌚️Run anywhere, anytime, with a nod to Butch’s fateful heirloom.

All finishers will receive:

• Custom race bib
• Signature themed medal
• Free downloadable finisher photos

Parody Disclaimer

This race is a fan-made parody event inspired by 80s pop culture and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official trademark holders.