January 10, 2026 · 7:00 a.m. PST · 6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA

Dig out your loincloth and unfreeze your running shoes—it's time for The Encino Man Ice Age Dash! Inspired by the 1992 cult classic that gave us “wheezin’ the juice” and prehistoric high school vibes, this race is a hilarious, frozen-in-time celebration of thawed-out bros and SoCal slacker culture.

Presented by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races

Whether you’re a caveman learning to rollerblade or just want to shake off that post-holiday hibernation, you’re invited to jog through Canoga Park like it’s 10,000 BC.

• The Caveman Jog 5K 🪨 Short, sweet, and the perfect warm-up for a Neander-thrill.
• The Ice Age Shuffle 10K ❄️ For bros who wanna go the distance without losing their chill.
• The Slurpee-Fueled Half Marathon🥤 Powered by sugar, sarcasm, and the spirit of Pauly Shore.
• The Multiverse Frozen Fossil Fun Run (Virtual) 🧊 Join from your own glacier and still claim your medal. Bonus points for running in a fur vest.

Expect prehistoric tunes, icy puns, and snowball-level encouragement on the course. Animal pelts optional. Santa Monica High transfers welcome.

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📦 Multiverse Option (Virtual Runners Welcome!)

Run any distance between Jan 10–12 and we’ll ship your medal right to your cave. No need to defrost.

This is a Jed & Ted’s Excellent Race—fun, fast, and full of nostalgia.

Sign up now. Because evolution waits for no one.

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Parody Disclaimer

This race is a fan-made parody event inspired by 90s pop culture and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official trademark holders.