Beer Olympics

🍻 How the Beer Olympics Brewery Run Works (aka Controlled Chaos with Pints)

Alright folks, here’s the game plan for our legendary Beer Olympics 🏅🍺:

We’ll be hitting 12 breweries, and to keep things mildly organized (and maximize your beer consumption without sprinting), we’ll be staying about 30 minutes at each stop—once the last runner/jogger shows up. So if you’re fast, congrats! You just earned yourself a break. If you’re taking your time… well, you control the clock. No pressure. 👀

🏃‍♀️ Runners & Joggers:
• You’re doing the full 13.1-mile loop.
• That’s basically a half marathon, with beer instead of medals and no judgment if you stop for pretzels.

🚶 Walkers:
• We love you. You get the 6.3-mile shortcut route.
• You’ll still hit breweries. You’ll still drink. You’ll still be glorious.
• And you won’t need to ice your knees afterward. Win-win.

Expect drinks, laughs, possibly questionable decisions, and excellent beer-fueled bonding at every stop.

And remember: This is a fun run, not a fast run.
The only thing you need to beat is an empty glass. 🍻