We’ve got a plan, and like any good roast, it’s subject to change. The schedule below shows when all the fun (and mild humiliation) goes down. If anything shifts, we’ll let you know ASAP via email because ghosting runners isn’t our style.

Check out the full schedule below and start stretching… both your hamstrings and your sense of humor.

5K PARTICIPANT SCHEDULE

• 4:00 pm - Race day packet pickup begins
• 4:50 pm - Pre-Race Announcements & National Anthem
• 4:55 pm - Packet pickup ends for 5k
• 5:00 pm - 5k begins
• 6:30 pm - Course cut-off
• ~6:30 pm - 5k Awards Ceremony

COMEDY SHOW SCHEDULE

• 6:00 pm - Gates open
• 7:00 pm - Comedy Show begins
• ~8:30 pm - Comedy Show ends
• 9:00 pm - Event site closes