Why just run when you can reign? Step into your well-deserved spotlight (and maybe the crosshairs of a few comedians) with the Roast Royalty Package where luxury meets laughter.

Your royal perks include:

• Free preferred parking – because royalty doesn’t circle the lot.

• Exclusive VIP area access – enjoy snacks, drinks, and up-close encounters with comics who will absolutely judge your athleisure.

• A special keepsake gift – something to remember us by, other than emotional scars.

• Reserved seating – front and center, where the jokes land hardest and the laughter hits louder.

It’s like being homecoming royalty… if homecoming came with professional comedians and slightly fewer tears.

⚠️ Limited spots available so claim your throne now or prepare to sit with the peasants and guard your folding chair like a scepter.