You didn’t just get roasted , you earned it. And you’re taking home more than just emotional growth and mild dehydration.

Your registration includes:

• Custom event shirt – proof you survived both cardio and comedy.

• Finisher’s medal – shiny, heavy, and perfect for clinking against your water bottle like a champ.

• Custom race bib with timing chip – because every second counts, even the ones spent laughing mid-sprint.

• Reusable collapsible cup – save the planet and your dignity when you miss the water table.

• FREE race photos – yes, they’ll catch that face you made on the last hill.

• Live online results – instant gratification, or instant roast material.

• Awards for top finishers (overall and age group) – bragging rights included, humility sold separately.

Because if you’re going to get roasted, you might as well look good doing it.